God Said It. I Took It Out of Context. That Settles It.


A man wanted to know what God´s will was so he flipped open his Bible and pointed his finger down. It read, “So Judas …went away and hanged himself.” (Mt 27:5) He thought maybe he should try again so he came to the verse, “go and do likewise” (Lk 10:37). Still not satisfied he found the verse, “what you are about to do, do quickly” (John 13:27).